Jesus is the ultimate source of wisdom, advice and joints. While being a well known religious figure, he is an Athiest and doesn't believe in his supposed father; God.

 

He is very creative and is a constant inspiration to Dee and Mac. Just like them, he also hates people.

 

Apparently, Jesus was born in Bethlehem, Israel, as the son of God, and grew up in the Middle East as a carpenter. He became a samaritan and gave food to the masses and gave advice. He was betrayed by his best friend Judas, who told the local authorities that he had built an illegal extension onto his hut with his first class carpentry skills.

 

Jesus continues to deny these stories about his past, and his main argument is that he is white, and therefore was not born in the Middle-East. He claims that he was born in England.

 

He says that his real past saw him growing up as a rebellious child, one who would defy his school teachers, and led a movement that saw his school burn down.

He was always very creative, and was constantly making pieces of art.

 

He now lives with Dee and Mac, and claims that he didn't actually meet Dee on the Templar Trail, as he has never been to Bulgaria. This was later discovered to be false, as Jesus spent a week in Bulgaria to work on an art project.  He claims that he grew up with Myles. Nobody knows who or what to believe.