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Myles and Diesel

Myles loves women, and they love him back. He  spends most of his time socialising, and taking Diesel everywhere with him. They are inseparable.

 

He is a huge fan of the Roman era and often plays strategy games. He, along with his friends, believe he would have made a great General.

 

Myles grew up in England as a confident and popular boy with a brilliant vision for art. He found himself getting into trouble.

 

He met Jesus and they became best friends, resulting in them both moving to Wales.

 

Myles now works as a debt collector but wants to concentrate on his art. He lives at 45 Kenya Terrace. Inspired by his road name, Myles took a trip to Kenya where he was massively liked by the people, and he now owns a great deal of land there. He plans to erect a statue of Diesel there.

Diesel loves Myles, and likes adventures. He can easily enter cow or pig mode, and gets excited when people sneeze.

 

Diesel was raised by Myles, and is incredibly loyal to him. He follows him everywhere, but loves visiting 32 Madagascar Road, where he likes to sniff along the skirting boards and eat anything he can find.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Myles

General Information

Age: 29

Occupation: Debt Collector, Artist

Likes: The Roman Era, Animals, Women, Reggae music,  Family, Art, Tea

Dislikes: Rude people, Lazy people, The Modern Era, Nicolas Cage

Diesel

Diesel

General Information

Age: 5

Occupation: Dog

Likes: Food, Sneezing, People, Being in Cow mode, Being in pig Mode, Sleeping, Smiling

Dislikes: Watching people eat food, Not getting snacks, Walking

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